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Got No Truck

Car Culture is Repulsive

February 3, 2017 by Rob Leave a Comment

Don’t Touch My Car, or I’ll Beat You to Death, Brah.

Spotted this on an Audi A4 on my way to work today.  Someone created this sticker and sold it. Another person bought it and put it on their automobile. 

If you’re identity is so wrapped up in your car that violence is the answer to a fender bender much less brushing past a side view mirror in a parking lot, you are doing human wrong.

Filed Under: Got No Truck Tagged With: audi, car, car culture, dude bro, fuckedup, rageaholic, roadrage, sticker

Sent to Me By My Dutch Colleagues

January 24, 2017 by Rob Leave a Comment

Filed Under: Got No Truck Tagged With: drumpf, dutch, politics, post truth reality, youtube

Meg, in Black and White

January 3, 2017 by Rob Leave a Comment

Meg White
Meg White, on the kitchen Metro tiles, waiting for a snack.

Her thoughts about the neighborhood black squirrel population are more nuanced than your politics.

Filed Under: Got No Truck Tagged With: dog, drumpf, kitchen, meg white, metro tile, politics

404: Voter Connection Not Found

November 9, 2016 by Rob Leave a Comment

Today, I’m reminded of this bit by Sam Bee @ the DNC. When Lena Dunham dismisses their fears, hopes, and challenges under the banner of male privilege, and DNC staffers treat that cohort like their idiot cousin Larry, 30% of Americans might vote for the guy who tells them their problems are real and he will solve them.

*Update* Also This

Filed Under: Got No Truck Tagged With: 2016, dnc, grim meathook future, hillary, samantha bee, white men, youtube

Security Blanket

October 31, 2016 by Rob Leave a Comment

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While Linus waited for the Great Pumpkin, he thought of the future world he would bring back.  Sally would heed his authority and stop her “Sweet Babboo” nonsense, and that girl who sits behind him in class would know that his blanket was a real man’s tool and signifier of his male virility.  Peppermint Patty and Marcy would take their unnatural “relationship” behind closed-doors.   And forget that low-T, Beta Male Charlie Brown…

Linus will finally have everything America’s Found Fathers promised him.

Filed Under: Got No Truck Tagged With: 2016, blanket, election, great pumpkin, grim meathook future, linus, mra, peanuts, politics, trump

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