I’m considering a new career…
Got No Truck
Pizza Bean
It wasn’t until about 6 months ago that I started trolling content on Youtube to occasionally entertain the wee bairn. 99% is dumb, funny but empty, or dumb and openly malicious. The other 1% is video of Swedish kids running around an indoor playground with slides and padded obstacle courses, decorated with knock-off Lego figures.
https://youtu.be/Sx9SJBoUAT4
We found this yesterday. Not sure where it falls on the spectrum, but it’s certainly closer to the dumb end, with some cultural stereotypes thrown in for good measure.
Day 99 – Orange Fountain Pen in Shambles
The feed broke in two and the cartridge emptied out. Not really sure where all the ink might have gone, either.
May the Fourth Be With You, Nerds
Don’t Panic
Go, Sports Ball!
If you tell me how excited you are for a weekend of grown men playing with their balls, hope to catch all of the hilarious commercials for dish soap and cat food, and you have a deep and nuanced understanding of something (so cleverly) called ‘Deflategate’ 1, but insist that people should keep politics off of ‘your’ social media, you’re doing a pretty good impression of a Real American(TM) but you’re failing at Actual American (CC BY).
- Other than a a handful of cheating multimillionaires kept their jobs while two low-level ‘ball attendants’ were fired for doing their dirty work ↩