Not Everyone loves a parade; Everyone hates a clown.
ITEM: Capitalism: Governors and government executives selling out roads, schools, libraries, public works, parks, local business, quality of life, and their children’s future for the chance to be an Amazon employee.
ITEM: My hypocrisy knows no bounds: Twice in one week, Amazon next day shipments unexpectedly delayed by 1 day thanks to their own last mile carrier. USPS does it better.
ITEM: Just end it all, Rocket Man
She also considers Coco Pink Princess, a 7-year-old Japanese girl who wears baby-size Gucci, the most influential fashion person on Instagram right now. Coco’s parents own a vintage store in Harajuku, and she became aware of style, and of Instagram, starting when she was 3 years old.
ITEM: Never had a single problem with my Emotional Support Cabbage on a flight, but I guess I’m really sticking it to the man every time I make cole slaw during excessive turbulence.
ITEM: On the week of his birth, why does Ron Reagan hate Jesus and his Father so much?
ITEM: I am not at all running for President. No, sir. I’m just incredibly insecure.
ITEM: Like Father-in-Law, like Son-in-Law. Jared Kushner for Prison.
ITEM: Dial it down, hon.
ITEM: Little Marco and 45’s main squeeze float a “reasonable” compromise: Working families need to move the retirement goalpost – again – for a marginal reduction in the burden of raising children. Fun fact: it doesn’t address the root issue: it’s fucking expensive and the burden exclusively falls on the heads of parents. Why have kids at all?
ITEM: On the bright side, there are unsavory grifters on the so-called left. Glad I’m no longer part of the Democratic Party.
ITEM: Don’t worry, pet, we’ll all be Oklahoma soon.
ITEM: So there’s hope: the dogs of Chernobyl are adorable.
ITEM: Here’s a Corgi riding a Pony.
NOTE: If you’re sitting at the Redbox and think that Bad Moms Christmas and The House are going to be worth the $2 each, don’t bother. So many funny people just not being funny.