If you tell me how excited you are for a weekend of grown men playing with their balls, hope to catch all of the hilarious commercials for dish soap and cat food, and you have a deep and nuanced understanding of something (so cleverly) called ‘Deflategate’ 1, but insist that people should keep politics off of ‘your’ social media, you’re doing a pretty good impression of a Real American(TM) but you’re failing at Actual American (CC BY).
- Other than a a handful of cheating multimillionaires kept their jobs while two low-level ‘ball attendants’ were fired for doing their dirty work
