I, for one, welcome our new bald teenage sages. Baby Boomers may have had sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll, but I don’t remember my parents talking about active shooter drills. Maybe it’s time to fade away and stop talking about the good old days. Oh, wait.
ITEM: Conversation about arming teachers generates column inches and Sunday morning outrage that would be better spent investigating the cultural toxicity and fear that leads someone to believe they require a baby murdering machine and Medicare for All is the work of the antichrist.
ITEM: I’m writing something about my own complicated feelings, coming soon.
ITEM: Please Don’t Get Murdered at School Today
ITEM: Like the discovery of Mayan ruins grander than anything archaeologists had believed possible, destruction wonders of ancient African civilizations destroyed by the West, the loss of culture, art, science, is inconceivably heartbreaking.
ITEM: Every drawing and award at a trade show is a con. This is capitalism.
ITEM: eBay has an app that let’s you obsess over the ration of users who are watching your offering to those who’ve actually bid. Also, there’s no good way to calculate shipping cost. I’m selling some good stuff on eBay
ITEM: Looking forward to being your Misery Class Hero
ITEM: Cast your own GoT minifig accessories
ITEM: Start a podcast from your smartphone about casting your own Got minifig accessories