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Prospect (2018)

February 10, 2021 by Rob

Prospect is a small budget film from 2018 that just showed up on my Netflix queue, so I decided to give it a shot.  It reminded me of a good episode of a science fiction anthology series, or an extra long episode of Firefly, with dialogue written by Elmore Leonard or David Milch.  Prospect clearly falls into that Space Western sub-sub-genre. 

No time is spent on explaining What is Happening and I’m fine with that. I prefer it, actually, to the omniscient, invisible narrator or a series of title cards that tell us what has happened/is happening when we drop in as viewers. I’m looking at you Highlander 2 and Chronicles of Riddick and literally dozens of other SF films produced since George Lucas broke all of our brains with his Space Wizards and Lazer Swords.

Relatively new actor Sophie Thatcher plays Cee, a interplanetary vagabond riding the rails with her widowed father, Damon, played by the perpetually boring Jay Duplass.  She’s seeking escape from the itinerant life; he’s seeking an escape from life – full stop. The two are prospectors on a galactic hunt for valuable jewels that gestate in the bellies of acid fungi; sort of like flesh eating oysters. 

When we get there, Cee is holed up in her own private corner of her father’s microscopic spaceship, a glorified steel drum with rockets and TI86 navigation computer, which is itself attached to a larger transport vessel that carriers them around the cosmos. Out the window is an unnamed, very green planet. Still, Cee is looking much father off into space to a place she’d rather be. Literally, anyplace.

Their plan is to make a quick stop planet-side to find one more killer jewel, a biggie, But that routine expedition starts to look like a suicide mission when Cee learns, over ship-wide PA, that the transport company is ending the route past the green planet; after one more orbit, the vessel will push off and never return. That is, if they don’t get off the planet before one complete orbit, Cee and her father will die on a sparsely inhabited planet where the everything (plants, animals, other humans, the air) is trying to kill you. That’s far too much risk for Cee.

But Damon is resolute. He’s an addict in debt. He implies that one last drop is their only chance to make it out of an endless cycle of subsistence and poverty. They can find a home. Reluctantly, Cee agrees.

Planetside, Damon addiction pushes him to make further reckless choices. He didn’t tell Cee the entire plan, of course, because he knew she would not agree to until she had no other option than to go along with his fool’s errand. Damon is a less charismatic version of Bogart’s character in Treasure of Sierra Madre, willing to sacrifice everything, including his own daughter, for the bigger score. 

Pedro Pascal’s Ezra, a smooth talking scoundrel with a mute sidekick, comes along and gums up the work.  Ezra sees Damon as an easy mark. And he is. 

But Cee is not. 

Even as his daughter begs him to leave it be, Damon’s greed predictably turns the situation pear shaped. He’s killed in a shootout with the mute. Cee is forced to rely on Ezra to help her get off the planet; Ezra eventually realizes he needs Cee just as much, if not more. They work together, like a real family.   

I liked Pedro Pascal as Ezra.  His language, jargon and slang, is really well written, like I mentioned earlier, right out of Deadwood, the kind of language one could believe that could come out of the mouth a prospector.  There are gaps, words and concepts that aren’t clear at first.  They’re not spelled out for you (he doesn’t call anything a “space shovel” or talk about “Andorian Brandy.”) Context clues fill in the gaps. If you’re watching, you will get it.

Like comments, I don’t read reviews, especially for genre films. Fanbois, trolls, professionals in big periodicals don’t seem to actually like movies. I’m not always sure what they look for in a film, but they don’t often appreciate character development, plot, relationships, ideas that touch on everyday experience. Explosions, maybe. What ever “production values” are. Soundtrack? Movies talking only about male experience?

So I still can’t rightly understand a 6.2 out of 10, especially when I consider: 

Or: 

So like a chump, I dug in.  

The dozen 1-2 point reviews I read were remarkable in their consistency: there’s no plot, no story, no action, no character development, no special effects (or so they claim).  Many questioning whether the film even qualifies for the science fiction label. They don’t seem to believe that a film that looks at desperation and a our desire to not just survive but prosper event at great personal risks are “worthy” subjects of a SF film.

No, Prospect is not a perfect film but its plot is certainly as well constructed as any superhero or Star Wars film that some of these guys get hard for.  The story progressed logically and believably (considering future space world with air poisoned by gem-yielding fungus) from A to Z.  Reading some of these reviews, I’m not sure some of these reviewers understand how stories work.

Women aren’t often main characters in SF films. If they are, like Ripley in Alien and Aliens or any movie with Milla Jovovich or ScarJo, they are conventionally attractive Western women who kick ass. It shows the limits of my film knowledge, but I can think of few other SF films with an introspective and resilient female character who used her wits to resolve the films conflicts, rather than violence. Amy Adams in Arrival, maybe, another film that discusses love and relationships and choices we make even if they will hurt us. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that the lead character was a young woman – completely covered in a space suit, responsible for her own salvation – played a part in these relatively poor reviews from dudes.

For me, Prospect was successful and worth the watch. If you want to give it a preview, Prospect started its life as a short film. You can see it in it’s entirety here:

Filed Under: Cinema on Wednesday Tagged With: 2018, imdb, intergallatic travel, jay duplass, mysoginy, pedro pascal, prospecting, questionable reviews, sf, sophie thatcher, space, space western

Cinema on Wednesday: Silverado (1985)

February 3, 2021 by Rob

Silverado is Old Hollywood, with Big Stars wearing fancy clothes, shiny Colts, and tiny hats. The characters look like it had been 2 days since their last bath, not a more believable 2 months. But that’s fine. It’s fine.

After saving himself from a 3 on 1 ambush and taking one of the bad guys horses, Emmett, craggy Scott Glenn, heads out through prairies, desserts, and mountains to join up with his brother Jake, played by a very very young Kevin Costner.  Along the way he finds Kevin Kline’s Paden laying out under the desert sun in his long johns.  Turn out, Paden had been robbed of his horse, his guns, his hat, and clothes by three men he had met along the trail.  Is it possible that that these bad guys and Emmett’s bad guys are in cahoots?  It is possible, because this is a movie and a lack of coincidence would make a very short movie. 

Read more about it here: http://tiwygwymw.us/11g

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Silverado (1985)

February 3, 2021 by Rob

I want a Western to adhere to a bit of Realism. I’m thinking of The Proposition or Hell or High Water or the entirety of Deadwood. Still, I’ll take what I can get. I do appreciate Support Your Local Sheriff, which is something like an act of charity for unemployed stuntmen.

Working late on some process documentation1 I picked a movie, mostly at random, to have on in the background. Naturally, ended up watching Silverado beginning to end while only clacking out about 5 words an hour.2

My big takeaway from this movie I haven’t seen since I was in high school is that Kevin Kline is the least convincing movie cowboy tough guy in the Hollywood Canon, and I’m including Dean Martin in virtually anything and Jack Palance in City Slickers 2. 

I half expected him to start belting out lines from Pirates of Penzance.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan. I even like January Man, which nobody likes.  But I don’t see him as a hard drinking, tough talking, card sharp with a deadeye. 

He’s Dave.  He was miscast.

Silverado is Old Hollywood, with Big Stars wearing fancy clothes, shiny Colts, and tiny hats.  The characters look like it had been 2 days since their last bath, not a more believable 2 months.  But that’s fine.  It’s fine. 

After saving himself from a 3 on 1 ambush and taking one of the bad guys horses, Emmett, craggy Scott Glenn, heads out through prairies, desserts, and mountains to join up with his brother Jake, played by a very very young Kevin Costner.  Along the way he finds Kevin Kline’s Paden laying out under the desert sun in his long johns.  Turn out, Paden had been robbed of his horse, his guns, his hat, and clothes by three men he had met along the trail.  Is it possible that that these bad guys and Emmett’s bad guys are in cahoots?  It is possible, because this is a movie and a lack of coincidence would make a very short movie. 

Along the way they do good deeds and get Paden’s stuff back from the bad guys who robbed him. 

In the town of Turley, the trio help out some homesteaders on their way to the frontier town of Silverado. Robbers try to take the treasure the settlers will use to pay for their future and Emmett and Paden get it back with violence. Is it possible that the robbers are in cahoots with Emmett and Paden’s bad guys? Of course it is.

They also meet Danny Glover‘s Mal in Turley, coincidentally on his way to to help his family of freedmen work their farm. Silverado is run by Brian Dennehy, town sheriff and all around bad dude who’s had a long history of getting up to mischief with Paden. 

My favorite scene is midway through the picture,and our four hero’s interaction with the Turley Sheriff Langston, played by John Cleese.  Surprising to me, Langston is a genuinely intimidating dude who has low tolerance for outsiders, including Emmett, Paden, and Mal3

He really hates Jake, however, who Langston is going to hang for a) kissing a girl, and b) killing a man who objected. 

Of course, they break Jake out and get away, with the help of Mal’s skills with a rifle:

Deputy : That them shootin’? 

Sheriff Langston : No, it’s coming from those rocks

Deputy : Well, let’s go. He ain’t hittin’ nothin’.

Sheriff Langston : You idiot, he’s hit everything he’s aimed at!

Deputy : Well, they ain’t out of our jurisdiction ’til they reach the flattop.

[Sheriff Langston’s hat is shot off his head]

Sheriff Langston : Today, my jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat.

Lawrence Kasdan directed Silverado in 1985.  Kasdan, you may know, also made the Boomer loadstar, The Big Chill, which dug deep into nostalgia and featured the music of black musicians but not one black actor.  I couldn’t not think of that as I watched Silverado.  Silverado is nostalgia, not for a West that never happened, but for the Westerns of the 40s, 50s, and 60s.  

OH! I almost forgot that Jeff Goldblum plays a professional gambler who keeps a knife in his boot.  He looks a little like a slightly more heterosexual Tommy Tune in Hello, Dolly!  I don’t know if a 19th Century diet or medicine could support a 7 foot tall ramblin’ gamblin’ man’s matabolism. 

Our Action Filled Trailer!

Anyway, if you’re looking for something Amazon Prime to fill the silence, you could do worse than Silverado, as long as you keep in mind that it’s Baby Boomer nostaligia and Kevin Kline, unfortunately, never once breaks out into fake French. 

  1. “How to Live the RocknRoll Lifestyle Over 40” ↩
  2. I don’t know why after 4 decades I haven’t learned that I can’t write and watch a movie at the same time. It’s a god-damned disease, I guess. ↩
  3. Langston drops the N word; it shows up later too. ↩

Filed Under: Cinema on Wednesday Tagged With: 80s, baby boomers, brian dennehy, danny glover, hollywood, it's fine, john cleese, kevin costner, kevin kline, nostalgia, realism, scott glen, tiny hats, westerns

Officemate is Sick of My Shit

January 15, 2021 by Rob

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Family Fun Family Movie Night: The Lion King

January 15, 2021 by Rob

Friday Family Movie Night usually goes off just fine but our Girl wanted to have no part of How to Train Your Dragon.  Disney+ holds a wealth of films, many I truly enjoyed as a kid. So we clicked over to the Lion King, the 1994 animated version rather than the creepy, digitally animatronic “live action” version. 

Like most middle-aged women, I’m partial to Timon and Pumbaa.  

Read my review of The Lion King here http://tiwygwymw.us/10f

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The Lion King

January 15, 2021 by Rob

Friday Family Movie Night usually goes off just fine but our Girl wanted to have no part of How to Train Your Dragon.  Disney+ holds a wealth of films, many I truly enjoyed as a kid 1. So we clicked over to the Lion King, the 1994 animated version rather than the creepy, digitally animatronic “live action” version. 

Like most middle-aged women, I’m partial to Timon and Pumbaa.  

I’m sure I’d be a “republican” if I was otherwise a subject of the Crown. In art as in life, no woman is an island; no person is imbued by an unseen force with the magical power to “Save Us All.”  At least in theory, our leaders earn their role, they work toward it, we choose them.  Leaders are not marked by the noodle-y appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or a clutch of old men in flowing robes.2

Simba is King because he is the son of the King.  When Scar killed Mufasa and Simba Fled, Scar became king. All lions bowed to him.

Simba spent his days lounging with Timon and Pumbaa.  They are, as explained in the catchy song, lazy and carefree. What lessons they taught Simba so he could actually lead a people King, we don’t know. We know he grew up, grew a mane, grew powerful. We only know that he was still Mufasa’s son.

The other Lions in the pride – seemingly only female lions – waited for a hero to show himself.  When Simba arrived, and roared, everyone cowered.  Holy shit! He was King.  The power was in him all along!  He was the Chosen One who could Save them All! 

Leaders learn their craft. And whether they admit it or not, leaders can lead because they work with people who want them to be successful. Leaders tell their “people” a story that they want to hear, about who they want to be. For some that comes naturally. For most it’s a skill that leaders need to develop and nurture.

This story, like too many movies, like nearly all Disney movies, waves that way. Leaders just are!, it says, while waving away all the learning and hard work and coalition building good, successful leaders need to do.  It erases the lives and labor of those many who work to make leaders good successful.

Lion King: Keep the songs, lose the film. 

  1. Sadly, not a single copy of an unmolested Star Wars. Holding it online has given Lucas the opportunity to eternally fuck with it. With literally all the money in the world and a hyperfocus on Fan Service, Disney could do this one thing for me. ↩
  2. Maybe the lizard people have a hand in it ↩

Filed Under: Friday Fun Family Movie Night Tagged With: 1 star, animated, animation, friday family movie night, how to train your dragon, leadership, lion king, movie, pumbaa, timon, wee bairn

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