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Mood Music: Whiskey Bottle
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Mood Music: All You Fascists
404: Voter Connection Not Found
Today, I’m reminded of this bit by Sam Bee @ the DNC. When Lena Dunham dismisses their fears, hopes, and challenges under the banner of male privilege, and DNC staffers treat that cohort like their idiot cousin Larry, 30% of Americans might vote for the guy who tells them their problems are real and he will solve them.
*Update* Also This
Security Blanket
While Linus waited for the Great Pumpkin, he thought of the future world he would bring back. Sally would heed his authority and stop her “Sweet Babboo” nonsense, and that girl who sits behind him in class would know that his blanket was a real man’s tool and signifier of his male virility. Peppermint Patty and Marcy would take their unnatural “relationship” behind closed-doors. And forget that low-T, Beta Male Charlie Brown…
Linus will finally have everything America’s Found Fathers promised him.