Some rando geezer on Facebook called me a troll; I’m just an asshole.
ITEM: EVERY FUCKING DAY
ITEM: Stuck in traffic? Wonder why you you’re surrounded by so many idiots? You’re the problem
ITEM: Stupid Songs to Cheer Up Gloomy People, Side B
ITEM: With no irony, I think we need to take all critics, put them on an ice floe and pray for accelerated climate change.
ITEM: Mood Music: Magnet and Steel
ITEM: I love elephants specifically, and pachyderms in general. The last male White Rhino is dead, leaving only a daughter and granddaughter behind. Beautiful animals slaughtered for witchcraft and the promise of a stiff dick.
ITEM: The more undeveloped or wooded land you “own” in Pennsylvania, the bigger the tax break. A law meant to keep the air clean in a state known for dirty industry sucks cash from strapped cities to the millionaires in the suburbs.
ITEM: “Daddy, what was it like before Chairman Bezos, long may he reign, bought the country?” “Quiet, honey. Alexa is listening.”
ITEM: I, for one, can’t wait to choose sides in the Amazon/Facebook Wars.
Good, bad, or neutral: Zuckerberg is pushing at the outer edges of our democracy to see what he can get away with. It’s an experiment and every mistake brings him that much closer to a real solution, scientific method applied to human engineering. He’s very young, he has time.
ITEM: Driverless car, which distracted “operator.” Guess who’s at fault? Summary execution by corporate fiat is the price we pay for walking in public roads.
ITEM: Guns are super tacticool. The world would be so much kinder if men went full Bowie and started wearing eye shadow, foundation, and platform shoes. You know, really accessorized.
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My wee bairn is cool; I hope she doesn’t haven’t be this brave.